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May 31, 2009

New Moon Official Trailer

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IT’S PAST  MIDNIGHT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I’M DOING? Watching this:

About fifty times over. It’s the official New Moon trailer that just came out today. First off, Kristen’s acting may or may not have gotten any better. Edward is amazing, yet strained as always, but the best part is Jacob transforming into a wolf.

Yes, I know. I blog about Twilight all the time, but now I’ve really gone too far with admitting that I’m a Team Jacob fan. That was never meant to happen.

You see, when I first started the series, I had never heard of  Twilight. Sure, I’d seen the girls packing around a black book with two palms cradling an apple on the cover, and wondered why it was so popular, but this was back in my eleventh year of high school when I was stuck in my own world and didn’t really care what my peers were doing. I was too busy hanging out in the school library with my nose stuck in a book.

I was in “study hall” for my sixth hour class, which basically meant I was free to do as I chose as long as I kept to the library. That’s not hard for me to do. I walked in with my bag slung over my shoulder and happened to glance at the New Releases section. Sitting on the top, all alone by itself was this thick black book, adorned only with a single flower on the cover. I was intrigued by the simplicity and complexity of the design so I decided to check it out. I was the first to do so.

I had just checked out New Moon, and left it lying on my floor for two weeks. It was starting to attain dust by the time I picked it up and skimmed over it. I was just about to decide it wasn’t worth reading when I cracked into the middle of the book and read the word “Wolves”. That’s it. I was going to read it.That night, I got about a third of the way through the book, all in one sitting. I was starting to fall hard – but not the vampire.

The next day, I asked the librarian for an extension which I did not receive. Confused, it was there, with the book tucked safely in my shoulder bag that I noticed the line of girls going out the door, and they were all rather curious as to when I’d have that checked back in. I fibbed and muttered that I’d bring it back as soon as I could find it, and then I went into the darkest corner of the library and read. I didn’t eat, I didn’t sleep and I forfeited doing my homework. The only thing that mattered was this book.

A very funny thing happens to you when you read New Moon first – you despise Edward. He claims to love her and he leaves her right from the get go. He doesn’t come back, and the only fractions of Edward you get are Bella’s delusions. Ones that I hoped would go away. I was Team Jacob, Team Wolf all the way.To be fair, I knew this would happen to me, because I have a secret: I collect wolves. I had (at the time) a wolf wallpaper border, wolf books, toys, stuffed animals, bedsheets and blankets. I had the tee shirts, the hanging photos and the post cards. I’d even spent a few days in Yellowstone, just studying their beauty. They are fascinating to me, and I can’t get enough of them. We can just say that I am biased when it comes to anything Canis Lupus.

Team Jacob for the win! So now you know, if you ever tell me that you “can’t stand those crazy Team Jacob fans” that I just might laugh about that. Is it possible to be “Team Both”? Because I think that’s where I am now. So Bella, honey, you decide which one you don’t want and I’ll be glad to take him!

Special thanks to Lauren from Laurens Bite, (only the coolest Twilight site on the web) for posting this video!



Pets

Meet Bennie

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THERE ARE THREE THINGS I’VE NEGLECTED TO TELL YOU: Ashley, Mom and Dale all have dogs now.

Meet Bennie:

Named after our favorite song, Bennie and the Jets, Bennie is a  four month old Jack Russel Terrier. He is Ashley and Niel’s dog (more Niel’s than Ashley’s most days I believe).

Here’s Bennie shortly after we arrived at Bryce Canyon – which I have neglected to blog about. I’ll get to that in five years I assume.

Here he is the next morning. Your eyes aren’t deceiving you. THE NEXT MORNING. Only in Utah can it be 90 degrees one day, and snow a foot deep the next.

I like to tell people that Bennie bugs me, but secretly, I love him.

Don’t tell.

He’s pretty much nuts, but loves to sit on the porch all day, play fetch, knock over aspen and steal Eddie’s toys.

Stay tuned. . .two adorable puppies coming up next!



General

The Belly Rules the Mind

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I’VE BEEN HIDING in a world of juicy steaks. . .

Along with fresh pork chops and hamburgers. . .

Topped with plenty of seasoning. . .

And cooked on a brand spanking new grill.

With sweet summer corn as a side dish. . .

And ice cream for desert.

No pictures of the ice cream.

I ate that too fast.



Guest Posts,Humor

May 27, 2009

How to Write an Apology Letter…

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Guest post from Kamie

You would think that writing a basic “I’m sorry” letter wouldn’t be a big deal, right?

After working as a substitute for the past couple of years I have found numerous examples of great and not so great letters. This bunch of letters are all from the same class that I subbed for a couple of weeks ago. I usually just trash them, but this time I had to share them with you, the readers of AubreyMo.com!

As a refresher, lets go over how to write an apology letter.

1. Use correct spelling. (including names)
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2. Accept responsibility.
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3. Don’t put yourself down.
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4. Use metaphors.
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5. Don’t kiss butt.
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6. Don’t call others names.
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7. Be sincere.
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8. Don’t promise favors.
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9. Don’t assume you aren’t part of the problem.
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10. Don’t blame the recipient of the letter when you didn’t even ask for help.
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11. Make a plan to correct the wrong doing.
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12. Don’t use “quotes”.
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13. Be thorough, but short and sweet.
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14. Remember to sign your letter.
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Following these few tips and examples, even you can write a successful apology letter. If you still need a little help, I know some students that might be able to help you.

Here is what we call A+ examples:
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And that, my friends, is how you write an apology letter.

Thanks AubreyMo.com for letting me share my letters with you.



General

Welcome Kamie!

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SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL GAL IN THE MIDDLE?

Her name is Kamie, and she’s going to be a very big part of AubreyMo.com in just a little while. I met her online and after a few months Kamie, Marci and I decided to all meet up and get together. It was great – but I’ll tell you about it later. Please ignore my devil eyes.

You see, Kamie has been gracious enough to agree to guest post here while I’m busy being a slacker somewhere else. She has an awesome website of her own:

http://dustandkam.blogspot.com/

where she talks about her totally rad husband Dustyn, her twin cousins that she babysits, and my favorite, her 250 pound St. Bernard dog, Bruce.

bruce

I have never met Bruce, but he’s roughly the size of a horse or a small house. When I was little, I always said  “Mommy, I want a pony!”. I’ve changed my mind – Internet, I want a Bruce. The URL on the back of their truck is no longer active, they have a better Adoption Profile available. Also, if you’d like to help them out, you can add a button!

Dustyn and Kamie are hoping to adopt!

Notice my sidebar? Did ya did ya? Yea. You should add a button, because they rule.

Word.

Anyway, welcome Kamie, to AubreyMo.com! I love you, and if my readers don’t, we’ll just have to go TP their houses. Everyone, play nice, and go over to Kam’s blog. She’s amazing and I love her to bits.