Ask a Stupid Question…

DAY FOUR OF FACEWATCH and this is the result.

My face is still swollen with no sign of slowing down. The thickness has gone out of the left side a little bit and moved over to the right.

This is my best smile.

It doesn’t disguise the fact that complete strangers feel the need to stop me and ask “Did you get your wisdom teeth out?” while they are cupping the right side my face. “You have a bruise right there, did you know? And it’s just going to get worse before it gets better”.

I liken this reaction to the similar “Does it hurt?” while digging your finger into someone’s eye socket. For future reference, World, if you have to ask if it hurts, chances are YES it does, and NO I do not need you to touch it.