Dead Bodies and Terrorism In No Particular Order
THIS MADE ME LAUGH MONDAY IS 100% RANDOM. Just the way I like it.
Because Store Meat is Made of Tofu
I had a delicious steak on Friday when catching up with some friends. First thing that popped to mind? This picture.
And NO. It does not make me feel guilty, because Friday’s cow was delicious.
Penalty For Dying
I don’t remember how this conversation came about, but Margo (my coworker/friend/twin sister from another life) and I were talking about funny things that were absolutely ridiculous, and she brought up this article. I spent the whole week chuckling about it. Apparently, there is “severe punishment” for DYING in a town in Southwest France…No, I am not making this up.
I’m game for not dying. Who wouldn’t want to live forever? Only thing is, they’d have to find the Fountain of Youth or I’d be the first to give up my mortality. I do not want to be 152 for all time, stuck in wheel chairs and diapers, listening to the hits on an eight track and talking about those “good ol’ days”.
Just This Once
Hm. I think they don’t want you to park here but I’m not sure.
What to do in a Terrorist Attack
Thank you Dale for this one. These are real signs from http://www.ready.gov, that people have discovered the true meaning to. Some of my favorites are listed below.
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.
If you’ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that crap.
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.
The “where no animals were harmed” classified ad reminds me of this saying.
“Sure, there’s a place for all God’s creatures…right next to the potatoes and gravy!” Hee hee! Enjoyed the humorous post.
Wow, what some great finds this week. Too funny. The cow is always good.
My fav has got the be the terrorist attack.