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April 13, 2009

Full Of It, If You Know What I Mean

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MADE ME LAUGH MONDAY IS ABOUT POOP THIS TIME. Don’t even act surprised, I warned you it was coming. I haven’t edited this, but it pretty accurately sums up mine and Ashley’s conversations to the T.

Aubrey says: hey let me know what I can bring camping to help, ok?

Ashley says: taco stuff

Ashley says: and your own pop

Aubrey says: I thought you said your own poop

Aubrey says: haha! that was funny

Ashley says: I thought I did too!

Ashley says: I had to read it twice to make sure I typed pop instead of poop

Aubrey says: I’m full of crap, I’m sure I can bring some.

Ashley says: yes it was funny

Ashley says: on the list: poop. Then you can cross that out and put pop

Ashley says: don’t know how you cross out stuff, but it rocks.

Aubrey says: when you’re writing, you’ll see the BOLD button and the italics button.

Ashley says: I love (sadly?) that you cross out stuff about weddings on your blog

Aubrey says: its the ABC with a dash through it. you just click the AB button and select “strike out” and type away.

Ashley says: THAT IS SO FREAKING COOL

Ashley says: THANKS

Aubrey says: I’ll call ya later tonight.

Ashley says: 1800IMYOURFAVORITESISTER

Aubrey says: 1800IFREAKINGKNOWTHATYOU’REAWESOMENESS. Bye!

A few days later,  referring to this image:

Ashley says: Ha! I thought that Poppin my Colla was Poopin my Colla—don’t ask what I thought that meant.

Aubrey says: . . .

Then while shopping for camping supplies in Wal-Mart:

Aubrey: I have such a full cart.

Ash: Did you just say you have a cold fart?

So pretty much, we’re full of crap. It’s not completely all our fault. I blame the “Pooping in the pool is NOT cool” sign we saw while swimming with the kids. My thought process has not been the same since.

But yes Ash, I did bring the poop pop for camping, and I can’t wait. But as long as we’re on the subject. . .might I add, remember to bring TP (toilet paper).

Just in case we spill the pop of course.



  1. Ha. I love poop, I mean pop stories.

    I have a doosie of a poop story for you. Oh, lovely poop.

    Hope you are having a great camp and have avoided poop as much as possible.

    Comment by Kamie — April 13, 2009 @ 5:15 pm
  2. Remember: Angela and I are at the rest home every day. We have endless
    poop stories!! It’s a constant fragrance in the air out there.

    Comment by EvelynBrereton — April 16, 2009 @ 6:30 am
  3. Poop stories, I told her I couldn’t believe she was writing about that. But I know Aubrey and she will write what comes to mind. So yeah, nothing surprises me anymore. Whats next, anyone have some missionary stories??? Sorry, just a dumb personel off the wall comment by me. I am sure their are alot of good missionary stories from alot of people.

    Comment by Mom — April 20, 2009 @ 12:08 am

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