Natual Selection by Car Mechanisms

I KNOW I KNOW, MY MADE ME LAUGH MONDAY POST IS LATE. Not just a little late. There is officially only two more hours of being Monday. Please forgive me?

For starters:

Got a Spare Tire Lion Around?

Get it – lion/laying? As lame as that joke was, the picture still cracks me up. At first I thought it was just a caravan full of people that were getting stalked by a couple of male lions. You know, the usual stuff.

At second glance, I notice three things. They have a flat tire, and the driver seems oblivious to both that and the felines.  One lion checks out the damage “why yessssss, you guys have a bad flat.” And the second lion is being helpful and grabbing the spare.

Idiot Presses the Big Red Button at Gas Station

Have you ever wondered what happens when you press that big red shiny button while you’re pumping gas? No? (I’m still asking myself there’s a button?!). Well, turns out you won’t have to be the one to press it, since someone couldn’t control their curiosity any longer and did it for you.

Moments like this make me want to drop down on my knees and profess my undying love for security cameras.