Pie and Social Networking. Yummy!

I LIKE PIE.

I also like funny pie charts. Ones that were made about me, for example.

I am notorious for losing things, say, the hairbrush, which leaves me running around the house like a chicken with it’s head cut off trying to find it, only to realize that it was in my hand the whole time.

What’s better than a pie with a little Twitter on the side?

I am unfortunately in the 19% that blog about their lunch. Maybe that’s because I have a Plurk, Twitter, and Facebook account that I’m on all day, every day. Add me! Or don’t. Just keep reading my blog, you mysterious non-commenter. I know you do, you bookmark my site and I’m sure you come here thinking, I wonder if that one weird chick has made fun of herself recently. Or you find me by searching things like:

Or you find me by searching things like:

• “front yard wishing wells” Don’t currently own one, but I’d rather that than a gnome. Or a pink flamingo.
• “how to take a really cute picture on photo booth” Sorry, I have no pointers on this.
• “i look ugly on photo booth” and proud of it!
• “where no animals were harmed”
• “blue mixing bowls got at dollar store about 6 years ago” Can’t help you there, I can’t remember what I bought there last week.
• “cheap” Hey now!
• “prison mess room pictures” I really wonder what page they got to.
• “do chihuahua daschund mix dogs make good pets?” I’ll answer this honestly – yes and no. If you want a real dog, get a real dog. If you want a cat that has a mind of its own, get a chaweenie.
• “twilight the movie what does mo be watching you mean?” It means AubMo will be watching you and everything you do. I don’t think Twilight’s Edward can save you on this one. *
• “aubrey hairy”
  
• “hairy chubs” Hey now. I’ll be the first to admit that I look like a female version of teen wolf. But chubs? Give me a few years and I’ll get back to you on that one.
• “rabbits mating stinky” Don’t go there. No really. Don’t. I’ve never bred rabbits and I don’t want to be afraid to do that now.
• “you didn’t realize you were eating dog food” Hmm no, I’m pretty sure I’d know if I started munching on some Kibbles and Bits.
• “nothing but rejection in my life” whoever searched that and found my blog deserves some ice cream.
• “daschund ollie” Congratulations. You just gained two brownie points with my dog for that.
• “blog stalker” You got it.

Anyway, comment, okay? Otherwise I’d never know if you’re laughing with me, or at me, and I wanna know.  I’ll enable anonymous comments, so you can rant about me without the fear that I’ll hunt you down and TP (code for toilet paper) your house.

*just for the people that find me by searching for Twilight (love you!), here is a pie chart that you can relate to.

All my love and secret wishes for comments from you,

AubMo