Someone Call Nanny 911
Things like this happened.
One second she’s trying to pet Ollie, the next she’s trying to be him!
(I may or may not have encouraged this).
Then she tries to feed him treats. In my own defense, at least she didn’t taste test them herself.
“Hey look Momma! I’m a doggie now!”. Oh dear. I literally just heard you delete me from your speed dial.
And erase me from the emergency contact lists.
You probably took me off the Still the Best Aunt Ever Award too. Shucks, I was hoping to keep that one. Well, I said I was cheap babysitting, I didn’t say anything about the quality! I’m a good babysitter right?
Right?
Wait, you mean to say you found this Nanny Cam video of me physically rocketing your child, the life blood of your loins, up in the air repeatedly?
If you found that, I’m guessing the only way I can get out of criminal charges is if I blackmail you in turn. Sorry Ash, but I gotta let the world know that you inflect the worst kind of terror possible and. . .
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put mice on your children.
Ha ha!! That is so funny and of course she is so cute.
And I am 100% certain you still hold the award for the best-aunt-award.
i have the most-torturous-aunt-ever award! It’s great fun!
Darned funny post. Aspen is just too too cute. And I think she succeeded in making Ollie wish he was in his cage. Just look at his lil’ face as he looks into his cage to find a cute little girl. Is he genuinely sad about it? Looks like it to me.
I think the grand finale should have been Ollie gobbling up the mouse. Now where in the crap did that thing come from? Don’t tell me it’s a family pet!
btw- Aspen’s blue eyes are darling!
You were doing a great babysitting job until the mouse showed up.
Poor Aspen!! I’m with Rach…feed that thing to the dog!lol
Does granny know she has critters loose in her basement?