MISS ME MUCH? WONDER WHERE I’VE BEEN? To summarize, figuring out my finances.

Who doesn’t get lost when calculating finances?

Anyone?

Beuller?

All I have to give you for Made Me Laugh Monday today is a copycat post that I got forwarded to my email. I’d credit the inventor if anyone knew who came up with this. I’d also give the inventor five bucks if they’d create funny comebacks for me to say when my little sister decides to start throwing insults (love ya sis).

Anyway, below is a list of reasons that men on this earth are much more chipper than their female counterparts. Being a female, I have to agree with this list BUT (and that is a very big but) also protect my peeps and argue that us women have some pretty valid reasons why we act the way we do.

Simply put, it’s called hormones people, and estrogen is nuts when we can find ourselves crying over a laundry detergent commercial.

Introducing. . .

Men Are Just Happier People:

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which h way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $500.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $30.00 for a three pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.