Made Me Laugh Monday
MUSINGS OF MO IS PROUD TO INTRODUCE TO YOU MADE ME LAUGH MONDAY! I’ll be posting funny things I’ve found throughout the week, along with images, links and my own personal commentary. Why am I doing this? Because we all know Mondays suck. Because I need a laugh when I’m tired and stressed about starting a new week. Do I really need to give you any more reasons? Ready, set go!
Don’t Mess With My Meal
Man fires at McDonald’s window over breakfast menu – This one is mainly funny because no one got hurt. But seriously? Did they really get that mad because they couldn’t order a Big Mac at three in the morning? Add to the fact that they had a sawed-off shotgun they used to blow out the drive through window, and it’s almost too much for me.
Did this remind anyone else of the lady that called the cops because Burger King wouldn’t make her Western Bacon Burger the right way?
“You’re supposed to be here to protect me” waaah waah waah. . .
“What are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger? Ma’am I’m not sending the deputies down there to enforce that they make your burger the right way”.
Rodents of Unusual Size
For the past few weeks, I’ve had the pleasure of driving past this thing (for lack of a better word) and I have no idea what it is. It is black, about the size of a dog, but looks nothing like one. It is mangled, gnarly – but not in a good way, bloody and black as pitch. I keep wondering why Coonies doesn’t come scrape it off the road. It is a hazard if only for the fact that I can’t stop LOOKING at it. What the heck is that thing? Dog? Oppossom? Dead raccon? Rabies infested tastmanian devil? Who knows. So…I did the only thing I could and opened up an online discussion about it.
Post note: The hazard level of the R.O.U.S. has been confirmed. There was a wreck directly in front of it today.
Move It, Chubs
What can I say, I love offbeat comics, especially ones like this. It’s rude, but at least it’s not some vulgar joke instead.
Now, I think I need me some ice cream. Until next Monday my dears! Feel free to send me things that you find funny, and they may possibly make the cut into AubreyMo’s Made Me Laugh Mondays!