MY POST TODAY was going to be about my random trip taking Grandma to her doctors appointment, but that post got put on the backburner. Sam’s cat died today. She was poisoned, leaving behind six little orphaned kittens. Add to that Sam’s other female cat with six MORE kittens, and a batch of older kittens that we’re trying to get rid of and you can say she has a full house.

And you thought I was the crazy cat lady.

She called me crying earlier, wanting to know if I would list her cats on KSL for her and I gladly obliged.

I’ve gotten some spam comments before. Being in the marketing industry, that’s sort of part of the job description. But this comment, something about it just sets my blood on fire, and I think it’s that I can’t decide if it is a genuine comment or just spam.

Either way, I HATE IT:

I am very interested in your free kittens. I am an enterperneur and have been working on something that I think will be huge. There are so many different flavors of dog food for instance, chicken, lamb, and even salmon. Why not feed dogs what they really want? I have created a recipe for cat flavored dog food, and would love to use your kittens to make some of the first batches that I plan to demo in hopes of contract with eukanuba,Iams, and Pedigree. When can I pick up the kittens? Best of luck and make sure you buy a bag of this premiumn dog food if you see it in stores! Paul

Wait, slow down. Did I read that right? This guy wants to cook CATS? For dog food? What’s wrong with people? Let’s just say it’s taken every ounce of my self control to not freak out on this guy. Don’t mess with my pets dude, or you’ll be biting off more than you can chew.

In other news, if anyone wants to adopt these two kittes, just let me know. They’re orange tabby females that are ready to go to their new homes, preferably one that doesn’t want to feed them to fido.