“He is NOT just a liability!”

“You’re right. Ollie, you bring so much love to Granny and the little girl that you could never be a liability.”

“HEY! Who’re you calling little? I’m almost twenty I’ll have you know!”

“I didn’t say young, I said little.”

“- oh.”

“You are little aren’t you? Would you rather me say big girl?”

“I’m blogging about this.”

“Go ahead.”